I have 4 close friends including my girlfriend, Sophie. The other three are boys; Benny, Derek, and Caleb. Benny is gay, Derek is gay, and Caleb is pansexual. We are an interesting little fivesome (that's not even a word). We have so many weird little inside jokes that we have, in fact, forgotten many of them.
I like the things my friends come up with...so here is a collection of quotes from those nearest and dearest to my heart...my four best friends.
Sophie - The Stubborn Girlfriend
To me: "You are a bad dancer and a good kisser. That is why I love you."
To her cat: "Why must you make me sneeze?! Dammit!!!"
To Benny: "Shut up and eat your f*cking sandwich."
To me: "If we weren't in the middle of Wal Mart...I do believe I'd make love to you right now."
Benny - The "Emotional" Guy
To me: "I like you and all, but good God, you need to update your wardrobe!"
To his Science teacher: "Wrong."
To anyone who thinks they're better than him: "B*tch, please."
Derek - The Troublemaker
To Sophie, Benny, Caleb, and me: "Wouldn't it be great if we could start a power ballad in the middle of a Hollister store?"
His greatest fear: "I have a pathological fear of Ralph Lauren. Not the clothes, but the man himself."
His 'Idol': "I want to dip Danny Noriega in chocolate!"
To Emma: "You deserve a whole hillside of heavenly-scented marigolds."
Caleb - The Voice of Reason
To Sophie, Benny, Derek, and me: "Sit down and shut the f*ck up."
To Benny: "Stop hitting on me."
His 'glory': "I stood on top of that cabbage and spiked that f*cking carrot straight into the ground!"
To me: "Take a chill pill."
My friends are awesome and I'd do ANYTHING for them. So guys, if you're reading this...I LOVE YOU!! <3
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